I'm sitting in the auditorium waiting for my mom to come back and this dumb show to start. Stage right: Fat man enters and approaches the microphone.
"Ladies and Gentleman, we are going to have to cancel the show. Unfortunately a man has decided to pull a gun on another parent and I'm being forced to ask everyone to evacuate the building for your safety and that of the children. I apologize -- we will try to put the show on tomorrow."
What the &*$#??! Not normal. Not okay. But no problem. We'll just try again tomorrow.....
let's be honest. you had no idea what "constantina wire" was until either: 1) mom told you, or 2) you found it on google. shout out.
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